im_babys_mama

in hard long thinking, i cant afford to blow $10K on a new body.. god it sounds soo freaking great, but the more i think about it, whos gonna wake up with my kids, cook dinner, carry cami around when hes so tired alls he wants is mama but its too close to bed time for a nap, braid caris hair and work for the AT LEAST 2 wks of recovery ill need to feel better.. think of what i could do with 10G's more than what i would have if i got my boobs and tummy done... i know its "free" money, but its not like im ever gonna have another law suit like that again! blah!!!

ok, so they blocked myspace like 3 days ago right, and the last time this happened, i wlked in on my co-worker googling over anal porn, so from 1130-12noon when its just me and him up here, i will NO LONGER go over there FOR ANYTHING, bc it happened agian! i dont know about the anal part, and i dont care, i just know it creeps me out!!! guys like that (who watch porn at work or for that fact anywhere but the privacy of there home/w buddies whatere) make me wonder if hes a child molester.. only bc you hear it all the time on the news, got caught with kiddi porn on comp at work and home... blah .. SPEAKING OF CHILD MOLESTERS.. how about this craziness with jean-bennet-ramsey! wow!! i was soo excited when i heard! im happy for her family!

omg, i son won! or well, am winning! and spike is meeting with her attorney from st. louis today to discuss the case! fuck you spike! and youre gonna loose you job that "everyone wants" bwaaa=hhaaaa=haaa!

thats right bitch, talk to the hand! ol' alcoholic hepher lesbian bitch you!

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy,
"Will you marry me? "
The guy said, " No"
And, the girl lived happily ever after.
Went shopping.
Drank tea.
Always had a clean house.
Never had to cook, stayed skinny,
and farted whenever she wanted.
The End

TEE-HEEE... (i know, i need a hat) lol

bc i felt bad. my last post had none of my princess, here she is though.

AUGH YEAH... some new HOT pics of my "fug" <-- yeah..

IM A STUD!!


THATS RIGHT, I EAT EVERYTHING


ARE THERE 2 OF US??

ok, so 2 days ago (i think) the guy on the westside got pissed at his buddy in an arguement they just had... well he ran him over with the car.. HE DIED.. well how about the guy at work, the one that asked me to the movies (not the dirty mexican one..lol) well, its his nephew, and not like 10 generations nephew.. but his first sisters son.. yeah.. crazy shits!!! feel aweful for the guy.. hes takin it hard, tryin to keep his fam togather and his mom from bein stupid.. i thaught he was brushin me off bc i told him no about takin me to the movies... it was just ironic though! =(
heres a pic to make you smile.. adn say mooo! lol

lol.. ok so my job blocked myspace about 6wks after i got here right, so how about i just walked in on my co-worker (recovering alcoholic-but they think hes still a drunk) and hes watching booty shakin anal porn!! HE FREAKED OUT, couldnt answer my question and it was really really awkward, so now what? lol looks like we wont be doin to much eye contact anymore! lol

since i dnt have but 2 ppl i know on here i guess i feel comfortable in posting my drama.. hell mandy s. you hear it everyday, and mandaraye you were there through my bs few years back.. so here it is...

i lvoe my job, not sure if im doin anybetter so to speak. but i actually paid all my rent by myself and had $4.13 to my name to get carissa a happy meal at walmart the other day. the girl stayin with us is pissing me off more and more. she has an attitude that is almost getting me in trouble. today i went home for lunch, as i do EVERYDAY, and got snapped at bc she wrote da babys daddy a text about "her other problem is she doesn appreciate ppl rubbing in her face, "marrage" and how i have "in-laws" ?>??? WTF.. i call his ppls my inlaws bc its easy adn i wish deep down they were, adn i can (or tahught i could till he found out) get away with it. AND MARRIAGE!!! ha-ha.. alls i said is that he tried to say we would be married if it wasnt for my weight.. as if he has some type of say-so when it comes to me signing a marriage license... so shes all stank and shit to him with a problem she has with me and then i get it bc of her att. shes a dumb kid and ive almost had it. i would kick her ass out if i dndt like her somewhat.. believe you me, she WILL be paying ME $400 this fuckin month job or not!!! she got fucked up the other night simply bc she caught an attitude with him about goin out and gettin a job and him tellin her i shouldnt be the only one doin shit around my house, HELLO MOTHER FUCKER!!! YOU DNT DO SHIT EITHER!! but of course, IIIII cant say that shit without consequences, and its not like he doesnt already know how i feel so why get in an arguemetn that hes gonna end up dominating, its not fuckin worth it! days like this i want to just cry, but hten that makes me weak, and im not a weakling, im just a pussy!! =) i choose my lifestyle so dnt tell me that.. dnt leave a comment on this bc I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING/GONNA SAY!! =)

ok, so i love my job.. its probbaly the first job in more than 3 yrs i dnt mind getting up and going to. i mean the ppl here are great, i dnt do much and get paid pretty good, and there are flirty guys (hehe)..

so i get a call from my agent that staffed me here saying that she recieved a call last week saying that i am not doing my hardest they dnt think. i over look things that are important, and ive made a few mistakes (maybe they ment few TOO MANY mistakes??) and that they want to hire permanently but i dnt like to file?? WTF... thats my job, i do it allll fuckin day long. hell i even reorganized my caddy this morning, noone asked me to, i was bored and felt like i should do it?~!~?!~?!?

i just wanna get my boo-boos and go to sleep and wake up not feeling awkward here tomorrow!

1) Your baby's name - Cameron Ivan Taylor
2) Your baby's age - 5½ months
3) Special talents - sitting up then falling backwards and just laghing his ass off. and hes a flirt (but what boy isnt?)
4) Describe your baby's biggest flaws/quirks/abnormalities and why they should be overlooked or considered cute - he has karatosis polaris, and a port wine birthmark right no his booty and he has really bad ashtma. but his personality makes up for all the shit thats wrong with him.
5) What do you think your baby will be when he/she grows up? - a pidiatrist, lol.. hes ubsessed with feets!
6) What would your baby do with a million dollars? - eat it.
7) Your baby is stranded on a deserted island. What three things would he/she want? - his sissy, an exersoucer, and a bottomless bottle
8) What is the one thing your baby wishes most for the world? - for all babys to be able to breath well and sleep through the night consistantly!
9) What do you do to help improve your baby's cuteness factor? - bath him and dress put a hat on him when we are in public, lol.. the boy looks like he has a tupe' on!
10) What are the cutest things about your baby? - his wittle fat jaws!

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1) Your baby's name - Carissa Ivana
2) Your baby's age - turns 3 june 28, 2006
3) Special talents - standing on her head...dnt know who taught her that but its pretty funny, she can sing her little school songs and you can understnad her (if you know the words) =) she makes the best curious george face *the one off the bandaid box* lol
4) Describe your baby's biggest flaws/quirks/abnormalities and why they should be overlooked or considered cute - she has an attitude problem sometimes, and she has karatosis polaris, but you cant see it, only feel it when you rub her arms or legs.
5) What do you think your baby will be when he/she grows up? - independently successful.. sounds good!
6) What would your baby do with a million dollars? - probably guy a pizza and anything miya and miguel
7) Your baby is stranded on a deserted island. What three things would he/she want? - her cameron *brother*- a baseball- and some juice
8) What is the one thing your baby wishes most for the world? - that miya and miguel or mr. rogers was on 24/7
9) What do you do to help improve your baby's cuteness factor? - cute clothes! and LOTS of pictures!
10) What are the cutest things about your baby? - her big ass eyes with her long eyelashes and her fat jaws! <3 kisses all the time! love it!

2½+ yrs old

carissa from 6months ago till now.

haha.. thaught this was pretty funny!

.. how many anniversary's do you have? me and mine have more than i can remember... but today is the most important yet i fucked that shit up 2 years ago when i put him back in hell... now im sad bc we already dont celebrate ANYTHIGN together, but i feel like i want to say something about todays date but ill just end up getting hjell thrown up in my face AGAIN, might as well keep my mouth shut and go hoem to him and his gf...<--- HAHAHA